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January
25,
2006
Two Weddings and a Funeral
In honor of Sundance (and my Masters degree
in Film), I just had to make another movie
reference. This is not
an apology.
The funeral
is, of course, the Johnson & Johnson deal to acquire Guidant.
Hold the tears, however. While J&J's quarterly report yesterday
showed a slowdown in sales, their profits soared and their Cordis
Cypher
drug-eluting stent overtook Boston Scientific's in the worldwide
market. They
now claim 51% of the total drug-eluting stent market, although
their U.S. share has remained at 46%. And many J&J stockholders
seem to be
relieved
that
their company didn't
overspend by trying to outbid Boston Scientific. With $50 billion
in revenue for the year (that's eight Boston Scientifics)
don't cry for me, New Jersey.
And now the double nuptials:.
Wedding number one -- the bride Guidant's maiden
name is Lilly -- in 1995 several of
Eli Lilly's device subsidiaries, cardiac rhythm management among
them, were spun off to form part of a new device company,
called Guidant. The groom, Boston Scientific's Founder Chairman
Pete Nicholas, worked at Eli Lilly from 1967-78 (alongside
Guidant Chairman James Cornelius). And Nicholas really is the
groom because he is married to Eli's great-great-granddaughter.
Now Pete's company will be buying this former Lilly division. Congratulations
are in order.
As for wedding number two -- a long time ago in a galaxy
far, far away, when interventional cardiology was just beginning,
a cardiology fellow
named John Simpson was working
with angioplasty pioneer Dr.
Richard Myler in San Francisco. Dr. Simpson saw this burgeoning new
field of medical devices and became an avid inventor/entrepeneur.
His innovative balloon catheter and steerable wire system turned
into a company named Advanced
Cardiovascular
Systems (ACS). In 1984 Simpson sold ACS to Eli Lilly (small world)
and a decade later, it became -- you guessed it -- Guidant.
Another
of Simpson's inventions was a vascular closure device,
used to seal the femoral artery after an angiogram or angioplasty
without the time-consuming process of manual compression. It was
called Perclose. This device turned into a company, also
called Perclose, and in 1999 it was bought by Abbott. Now
Guidant's vascular division, formerly Simpson's ACS,
is betrothed to Abbott, formerly Simpson's Perclose. Congratulations
are in order.
So the happy couples are now making plans to
set up house and figuring out how to merge their record collections,
and what to do with their duplicate copies of Hotel California.
Meanwhile,
deep-pocketed Johnson & Johnson, having been rebuffed, is reportedly
on the prowl for another eligible device partner. So, to console
the lonely Johnson & Johnson, we send out this request tune, "Hey,
[St.] Jude":
Hey, Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better
Hey, Jude, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better.
'Nuff said.
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